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Police: Burglar Left Feces on Front Porch

After stealing statues, picture frames and dolls, a burglar left feces on the front porch of an Owings Mills home.

 

A burglar who stole several items from an Owings Mills home left something for the homeowners: feces.

According to Baltimore County Police, a burglar stole a crystal bowl, two crystal golf statues, two picture frames, four or five porcelain dolls and left feces on the front porch of a home on a private road in the Caves Valley Golf Club area in Owings Mills on Sunday, Sept. 30.

Police believe the burglar is somebody known to the victim, but that feces have not been involved in previous incidents.

“Feces on the front porch?” said Lt. Stephen Doarnberger, assistant commander of the Baltimore County Police’s Franklin Precinct. “That’s new.”

The incident occurred between 6:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m., according to a police report.

Related Topics: Caves Valley Golf Club, Owings Mills Crime, and poop

Steve

2:13 pm on Monday, October 1, 2012

That should be an easy crime to solve. You have to drive past the security guard to get there

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Tim

2:24 pm on Monday, October 1, 2012

I hate to be the one who does DNA analysis on that!

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JDStuts

9:47 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012

What about the poor sap who has to take a comparative sample from a suspect?

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Tim

11:01 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012

We won't see this on a CSI episode!

Sharon G

8:59 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Who steals crystal golf statues? That is personal.

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John Doe

1:40 pm on Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Maybe the burglar heard a noise and it scared the sh-- out of him/her.

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Gomer Pyle

2:59 pm on Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The getaway car wasn't the only thing that left skid marks. I'm assuming the turd burglar didn't wipe himself........

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Steve

2:43 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Even if they do solve the case of the "Dastardly Defecator" Caves will probably squash it to avoid the publicity.

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Zoobie

9:04 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Sounds like a bunch of S*&% to me !
Line 'em up and take a swab Danno.

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John

2:55 pm on Sunday, October 7, 2012

Well aint that some shit

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